
Whether you’re a fan of Shakespeare, or classic rock, or writing, this post is for you!

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Whether you’re a fan of Shakespeare, or classic rock, or writing, this post is for you!

bsolutely delighted to extend a warm invitation to join us for a Current Words One-And-Done Session—an exclusive and enjoyable opportunity designed specifically for fiction and memoir writers to refine their skills in a highly supportive environment. And guess what? It comes at no cost to you!
Picture this: a virtual gathering hosted by Di and Dave (D&D), happening from 9-11 AM Pacific time on select Saturdays, and limited to just five participants. In an intimate Zoom setting, you’ll exclusively share your work with D&D along with the other participants. D&D will come prepared for a deep dive into your work, seeking out your distinctive patterns, challenges, and talents as an author.
Here’s the rundown on how to secure your spot: shoot us an email with a 450-550 word snippet of your writing at workshops@currentwords.com. Don’t forget to include your full name and the genre you’re working on (whether it’s short stories, long-form fiction, or memoir). Once you snag a spot, expect an email with exclusive instructions and the meeting URL. Prepare to join our small-group discussion via Zoom, where we’ll give your work the thoughtful attention it truly deserves.
Wondering why you should participate? Every writer has unique qualities—some that add zest to their writing, others that might slow it down. Have you ever pondered the role of an editor or what it’s like to be edited? Find answers to these questions, connect with a small group of fellow authors, and get a boost to your enthusiasm—all in a brief Saturday morning session.
Few things boost a writer’s productivity more than mingling with other authors. We’re eager to dive into your creative world, share in this enriching experience, and connect with our fellow wordsmiths.
Remember, this is completely free of charge! D&D have been extending a helping hand to fellow authors since their bi-monthly free workshop started at their home in 2017. We genuinely enjoy the company of other authors and can’t wait to explore your words, embarking on this exciting writing journey together.
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We’ll then send you the first available date, followed by a Zoom link if you’re able to attend. Looking forward to seeing you at the virtual gathering!

Anthony Doyle’s story is up for story of the year at SPILLWORDS!
“Brain in a Jar” is a haunting father-and-son story that deals with who men are, and who they have to prove they are.
As you know if you read my blog, Anthony wrote the novel I published, HIBERNACULUM, and it is one of my favorite books. I published it because I was stunned by his story-telling, and I still am.
Anthony is an indie writer really trying to make it, and notice like this helps a lot.
So please, if you have a moment, give Anthony a vote!
I also made him a write-in for SPILLWORDS author of the year.



It’s true: from my title you can tell I’m a dork.
But I love that amazing Gwen Stefani song. It’s one of those songs I could sing all day:
In any case… to return to the point, I am making hasselback eggplant. And, as you could see from photo #1, hasselback really just means sliced, but not all the way through.
This is something that I saw on my FB feed once: someone put tomato paste and butter on eggplant slices.
Okay, that’s three amazing things combined.
In my version I used one stick of butter with small can of paste, and seasoned as I like, and when I was mixing it, I used the food processor, and mixed cold butter right from the fridge with the rest of the ingredients so that the food prossessor blade cuts the cold butter into the tomato paste. Whenever you can use cold butter I think it’s better, that it cuts down on the greasiness of the final dish, and the food processor blade lets you do that.
First, pre-heat:

Here is what I combined in my food processor:

I used the “Sizzle” Graza oil to oil the pan, and I put the “Drizzle” directly in the paste mixture
I thought it was going to take about 20 minutes to roast

But as I checked on it, two things became clear:
~It needed about three times as long to roast
~It needed double the sauce for the large eggplants I had.
Push the sauce down between the cut slices, and, hasselback style, do not cut the slices all the way through to the bottom. I cut a slice off the underside of my eggplants in order that they would sit nice and level. And, as you can see in the photos, I tossed those cut slices in the pan too.
I love eggplant skin, so I didn’t skin my eggplant. Just washed the outside a little and took off the grocery sticker before I sliced it into about 1/3 inch thick slices.
Push the sauce between the slices:


Top with fresh basil leaves if you have any, and then cover it up tightly with foil:

After it had cooked a good bit of time (maybe 40 minutes?) I realized it needed more sauce:

Added pine nuts to my second batch of sauce, and this time only added half a stick of butter to the rest of the ingredients.

It’s not done in this photo below. When I cut a piece off, it was still very white and hard in the center of the slice. It should be very soft, spreadable, actually. So, back in it went:

Finally they had roasted long enough to be squishable:


Dave had some on crusty bread, and I had mine on some sort of seed crackers, and I added some parm to it. The child, the fourteen-year-old-chicken-nugget child, will not eat this. “Ewwwww!”
The thing that looks black is the piece I had cut off the bottom so the eggplant would lay flat. It is largely skin, so it is black because it is skin. I love the skin on eggplant because it’s extra … umami? Something.
I did glob a bit of tahini on top of one bite, and it tasted great, so I may process some of this into red babaganoush.
So let me hear you say, “This dish ain’t bananas, b. a. n. a. n. a. s. This dish is delicious, de li c i o u s” That rhythm doesn’t quite work, but you get the idea. 😉
Try it! Eat more vegetables! This could be a great part of one of my favorite dinners: snack dinner!
Happy and delicious weekend to you!

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS! HAPPY 2024!
Check out the new, holiday-themed, INSTANT NOODLES! Free to read, free to submit!
Wishing you love and good food in 2024!
~Dianne

Aside from doing my own writing, and teaching and tutoring, I’m in the publishing biz. And, during my six years doing that I have really been delving into this topic over and over, not even for myself, in all honesty, but for the truly very talented authors I have helped to publish who I think should be making a living from their writing, because most authors are not making a living from their writing.
And, the ones that are, are probably working their social-media butts off, and probably not fully making a living. They probably have gainfully employed spouses, with health benefits, and are making a contributing amount as an author, but not a rent-paying amount. That is my guess, for the “in general” group. There are always outliers. But, there are not very many of those.
So I offer you two articles to read which I find helpful as an author for keeping me grounded:
THIS ONE:

AND THIS ONE:

May you write a good novel and finish it, and may it find its readers.

I think politics are extremely important, because they determine what rights I have as a woman in the United States, and, over the past few years, I lost the right to my own body because of them. Which is really a sickening thought. I do not own me.
And now we lost Senator Feinstein, who worked tirelessly to get me control of my own body, and protect me from gun violence, and tried to help to keep me in control of my own body. With her in the photo is former UC Chancellor, Sue Desmond-Hellmann, and another hero of mine, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi, Speaker Emeritus, and one heck of a fighter.
I know many people will use the occasion of Senator Feinstein’s passing to jump on the bandwagon that she was impaired in her last year of service. As a person who has always given my service to others, I know how hard it can be to stop doing this, even when it would benefit you to do so. I understand. And, maybe, in hangin on, she has brought us to a conversation we need to have about how long people keep going. As a very late bloomer, I’m not sure how I feel about that.
And, MOST CERTAINLY, the work she wanted to get done is not done: guns are still killing people and I have lost ownership of my body, so I can imagine she felt it difficult to stop fighting for those things.
Rest in peace, dear Senator Feinstein. I am so proud to share a name with you, so proud to have twice had you as my senator, and I am so deeply grateful for your service.

It’s corn season! And I feel duty-bound to report to my fellow pigness owners that not only do piggies LOVE corn husks, they go crazy for corn silk, which, in our family, we call pighetti.
Yes, you read it here first. When it gets into the dictionary… it’s mine: pighetti: corn silk for pignessess.
Just trim off the yucky brown bits, and there you go! Happy pignessess! Pighetti season!