I MADE MY OWN TRADERS JOE’S GREEN CHILE CHICKEN BOWL!

And I’m excited about it because it is one of my favorite things to eat these days. I get stuck on things food-wise. Do you? This is my current fave, but, one can only go to Trader Joe’s so often.

So, I made it, and I decided to make it more me-friendly.

#1. Made some brown rice in the rice cooker, mixed two kinds: brown jasmine, and the brown version of the kind of Japanese rice you’d use to make onigiri.

2. Cooked some fake chicken made from pea protein in the skillet.

3. Took that out of the skillet and added in some roasted carrots and shitake mushrooms I had roasted the other day.

4. Took that out of the skillet and added to the skillet corn from a fesh cob, one half of the corn (the other half went to the guinea pigs).

5. In with the corn I added two heaping forkfulls of those pickled red onions that are all the rage. Mine came from a jar, and taste great, but are sooo soft that I think the turn in the skillet improved them.

6. Put rice in bowl, topped with fake chicken, topped with roasted carrots and shrooms, topped with onions and corn, topped with one of those TJ’s teeny avocados cut into chunks, topped with about 1/4 cup pickled green chiles.

It was amazing, and I forgot to even add chesse and didn’t miss it! And, I could only eat half. More for lunch (because that was breakfast!).

Meals are always so tough at our house because everyone likes different things, but we usually do our own things for breakfast and lunch, and this hit the mark perfectly, and didn’t claim valuable freezer space. 😉

A FEW TIMES I ATE THIS KIND A MEAL, AND I KNOW IT’S GOT A LOTTA TASTE APPEAL, ‘CAUSE I AM A HASSELBACK GIRL; YES I AM A HASSELBACK GIRL

It’s true: from my title you can tell I’m a dork.

But I love that amazing Gwen Stefani song. It’s one of those songs I could sing all day:

Gwen Stefani: Hollaback Girl

In any case… to return to the point, I am making hasselback eggplant. And, as you could see from photo #1, hasselback really just means sliced, but not all the way through.

This is something that I saw on my FB feed once: someone put tomato paste and butter on eggplant slices.

Okay, that’s three amazing things combined.

In my version I used one stick of butter with small can of paste, and seasoned as I like, and when I was mixing it, I used the food processor, and mixed cold butter right from the fridge with the rest of the ingredients so that the food prossessor blade cuts the cold butter into the tomato paste. Whenever you can use cold butter I think it’s better, that it cuts down on the greasiness of the final dish, and the food processor blade lets you do that.

First, pre-heat:

photo of my oven set at the temp 30 degrees Fahrenheit.

Here is what I combined in my food processor:

photo of the following ingredients:
one stick salted butter
one small can tomoato paste
"Drizzle" Graza olive oil 
garam masala
sun dried tomatoes in olive oil
garlic powder
"Sizzle" Graza olive oil
pink salt in a grinder
black pepper in a grinder
basil (dried)

I used the “Sizzle” Graza oil to oil the pan, and I put the “Drizzle” directly in the paste mixture

I thought it was going to take about 20 minutes to roast

photo of an Alexa timer set to 20 minutes

But as I checked on it, two things became clear:
~It needed about three times as long to roast
~It needed double the sauce for the large eggplants I had.

Push the sauce down between the cut slices, and, hasselback style, do not cut the slices all the way through to the bottom. I cut a slice off the underside of my eggplants in order that they would sit nice and level. And, as you can see in the photos, I tossed those cut slices in the pan too.

I love eggplant skin, so I didn’t skin my eggplant. Just washed the outside a little and took off the grocery sticker before I sliced it into about 1/3 inch thick slices.

Push the sauce between the slices:

red sauce in a food processor with a red spatula/rubber scraper in it.
Sitting in a glass 9x12 pan in front of a piece of aluminum foil are two eggplants covered in a red sauce and whole basil leaves with a knife sticking between two of the slices to show that you should push the sauce down in.

Top with fresh basil leaves if you have any, and then cover it up tightly with foil:

The eggplants in the glass pan again, all ready to be covered in foil and put into the hot oven

After it had cooked a good bit of time (maybe 40 minutes?) I realized it needed more sauce:

Added pine nuts to my second batch of sauce, and this time only added half a stick of butter to the rest of the ingredients.

photo of an empty raw pinenuts bag

It’s not done in this photo below. When I cut a piece off, it was still very white and hard in the center of the slice. It should be very soft, spreadable, actually. So, back in it went:

an eggplant covered in the red sauce, and a piece cut to show the inside is still white and hard

Finally they had roasted long enough to be squishable:

eggplants covered in red sauce and reclined in a glass dish. They are fully cooked, very soft and mushy.
the result: the squichy eggplant spread on some crackers with shredded parm on top of the crackers and under the hot(temperature hot) eggplant to soften the cheese. It's all on a blue plastic kid's plate from Ikea that the sauce will probably stain. Should have thought of that.

Dave had some on crusty bread, and I had mine on some sort of seed crackers, and I added some parm to it. The child, the fourteen-year-old-chicken-nugget child, will not eat this. “Ewwwww!”

The thing that looks black is the piece I had cut off the bottom so the eggplant would lay flat. It is largely skin, so it is black because it is skin. I love the skin on eggplant because it’s extra … umami? Something.

I did glob a bit of tahini on top of one bite, and it tasted great, so I may process some of this into red babaganoush.

So let me hear you say, “This dish ain’t bananas, b. a. n. a. n. a. s. This dish is delicious, de li c i o u s” That rhythm doesn’t quite work, but you get the idea. 😉

Try it! Eat more vegetables! This could be a great part of one of my favorite dinners: snack dinner!

Happy and delicious weekend to you!

PiGhEtTi

It’s corn season! And I feel duty-bound to report to my fellow pigness owners that not only do piggies LOVE corn husks, they go crazy for corn silk, which, in our family, we call pighetti.

Yes, you read it here first. When it gets into the dictionary… it’s mine: pighetti: corn silk for pignessess.

Just trim off the yucky brown bits, and there you go! Happy pignessess! Pighetti season!